Tag: the simulation

  • The Gospel According to Dr. Jolly


    the day after Ruby attempted suicide by banging his head on the walls of his jail cell.

    Gather close, children of the static.

    Tonight’s sermon is brought to you by the Un-United States Government,

    that eternal pharmacy of the damned,

    and by one Dr. Louis Jolyon West —

    Jolly, for short.

    A nickname that tells you everything and nothing, which is exactly how the good doctor liked his patients.

    Now… I’m not here to tell you whether Charles Manson was a monster or a kid who wrote bad folk songs until the nation decided to turn him into an exorcism ritual for everything it feared about itself.

    That’s not my job.

    My job is to peel the wallpaper off history and show you the termite tunnels beneath.

    Follow me.

    Picture Jolly West in his tweed jacket —

    a man who looked like he’d apologize

    before cutting your consciousness into strips.

    A man who weaponized curiosity

    and called it compassion.

    He’d inject you with questions

    before the syringe even touched your skin.

    They say he treated broken minds.

    I say he manufactured them wholesale.

    He was the kind of doctor

    who could hand you a glass of water

    and three days later

    you’d be confessing crimes you didn’t commit

    in languages you didn’t speak.

    Some say Manson spent time in his orbit.

    Some say coincidence is just God hiding the blueprints.

    Some say neither Jolly nor Charlie ever met.

    And some—

    some of us just ask the one question

    you’re not supposed to ask in America:

    Who benefits when a nation goes mad?

    Look around.

    Chaos is an industry.

    Fear is a commodity.

    And the human mind—

    well, that’s just clay for the sculptors

    who sit in the windowless rooms

    three floors below the truth.

    But tonight…

    tonight we honor Charles.

    Not the killer,

    but the songwriter he might have been

    before someone decided

    his chords needed more dissonance.

    I imagine him strumming in some halfway house,

    dreaming of fame

    while a doctor in a lab coat

    scribbled notes about “suggestibility thresholds”

    and “malleability of identity.”

    It doesn’t matter what’s true.

    It matters what’s plausible.

    And America…

    America has a way of making the plausible feel like prophecy.

    So let’s raise a glass to Jolly West —

    patron saint of pliable minds,

    architect of the quiet apocalypse,

    the smiling executioner of certainty.

    And let’s raise another

    to the kids who never asked to be born

    into a country that treats the psyche

    like a used car part

    to be swapped, tested, or discarded.

    In the end, children, remember this:

    When the devil wears tweed,

    we call him “Doctor.”

    When the angel grows wild hair

    and sings off-key,

    we call him “Manson.”

    And somewhere between the two

    is the truth.

    And the truth?

    Well…

    she’s still missing.

  • CIRCUS TRUTH

    The Program

    Circus Truth

    The television pukes in every corner bar,

    anchormen with porcelain teeth,

    their jaws, clacking wind-up dolls,

    selling fear like popcorn at the carnival.

    You don’t pick your truth anymore—

    it’s handed to you, pre-chewed,

    a soggy cigarette butt that’s passed around the alley and back.

    The left bleeds red ink,

    the right bleeds black bile,

    and the middle—

    there is no middle,

    just a beige carpet soaked with the bloody chunder of yesterday’s spin cycle.

    Every headline is a slot machine:

    pull the lever,

    watch the cherries line up to spell

    WAR, ASSASSINATION, PANIC, OUTRAGE, WOKE, UAP’S, THE SIMULATION.

    They give you “choice”

    like a prison cafeteria—

    mystery meat or a misery meet with sauce.

    And you nod,

    mouth full of microwaved narrative,

    because it’s all as good as plastic and BPA going down.

    The anchors smile,

    the podcasters scream,

    the Tik-Tokers beg to be put back in lockers.

    The news ticker scrolls like scripture,

    and the gospel is always the same:

    stay tuned, stay scared,

    stay stupid enough to buy what they’re selling.

    Meanwhile the truth—

    the real thing—

    squeezes into a clown suit,

    red nose, floppy shoes,

    juggling grenades for clicks.

    The crowd boos,

    but keeps buying tickets.

    That’s the joke, kid:

    truth doesn’t matter—

    the circus sells out anyway.

  • The Bowl Is Empty

    I recently asked Martha, my one-year-old rescue dog — and no, I’m not virtuous enough to claim I rescue dogs in general — but after losing Jack, it was clear she rescued me, in a sense.

    This dog is wise. Listens better than any bullshit therapist I’ve ever paid. She doesn’t nod, she doesn’t offer coping mechanisms — she just watches, breathes, and exists in a way that makes you question everything you’ve ever thought was important.

    She doesn’t speak. She judges. Silently.

    I talk to her about the world. The confusion. The masks behind the masks. And she stares — not blankly, but with that deep, old-soul stare. Like she was once a philosopher who gave up on humans and decided fur and naps were a better way to spend her time.

    I told her once, pacing the kitchen, that people will sell their soul for likes now. She licked her paw, unimpressed. They always have, she said, without saying a thing.

    Sometimes I think she’s God, if God cared more about naps than commandments.

    I asked her, “You think we’re all just pretending? Running on a hamster wheel built from lies we’re too tired to question?”

    She stared at me, then farted.

    Which, honestly, felt like the most honest answer I’d heard all week.

    I once asked Martha what happened to civility. She was chewing a stick like it was the leg of some ancient tyrant.

    “The uncivil don’t even know why they’re uncivil,” I muttered. “They’re just echoing slogans, barking at strangers, convinced their rage is righteous because someone on a podcast told them so.”

    Martha didn’t blink. Just kept chewing.

    She doesn’t pick sides. She picks sunspots on the carpet. And maybe that’s what makes her wise.

    I told her the government feels like a house of mirrors — every reflection distorted, every path leading to a deeper maze. “Who’s running this place?” I asked.

    She sighed. The kind of sigh that says, Why are you still asking?

    Jobs came up next. I said, “Martha, no one wants to admit it, but most people hate their jobs. Even the ones pretending to love them on LinkedIn. Especially those.”

    She scratched behind her ear.

    “All these posts,” I went on, “just little theater performances. Carefully crafted captions about ‘growth’ and ‘culture’ and how grateful they are to work seventy hours a week for stock options that’ll never vest.”

    She got up, walked to her bowl, and stared into it like it was a metaphor.

    “Exactly,” I said. “At least your bowl gets filled.”

    But this time, it didn’t.

    She looked into her bowl and just stood there. Silent. Still.

    And I swear, in that moment, it wasn’t just about kibble.

    It was everything. All of it.

    The politics, the performative civility, the jobs we fake-smile through, the lies we repost and retweet and rebrand as truth. The clout. The fear. The noise.

    All of it boiled down to one bowl. Empty.

    Martha didn’t bark. She didn’t whine. She just gave me that look — the one that says, You already know.

    Then she walked away.

    Like any self-respecting philosopher would, once the audience starts clapping for the wrong reasons.