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  • The Beast in Seat 23A

    35,000 ft up, 42 drinks down.

    Let me set the stage: an airplane, five hours from Detroit to Los Angeles. A goddamn tin can full of sleep-deprived zombies and corporate swine, all clutching their pretzels and plastic cups like sacred relics. And me—drenched in sweat, reeking of stale, cheap scotch, tearing through little airline bottles like a lunatic on death row.

    This wasn’t just drinking. No, this was a high-octane bender at 35,000 feet—a desperate attempt to defy the laws of physics and sanity. By hour three, the flight attendants were avoiding eye contact. By hour four, I was mumbling incoherent nonsense about the death of civility in America and demanding more ice. By the time we landed at LAX, I was less of a man and more of a biological weapon—a one-man disaster staggering off the plane with murder in my eyes and a thirst that could drown a small village.

    Straight to the airport bar. The bartender looked at me like I’d just crawled out of the La Brea Tar Pits, but I waved a twenty at him and demanded a double. This was the routine, the sacred ritual: land, drink, repeat. The cities changed, the bars changed, but the mission was always the same—annihilation, pure and simple.

    It wasn’t about fun. It wasn’t even about escape. It was about the necessary obliteration of self. The world was a strange, indifferent circus, and the only way to survive was to light yourself on fire and hope the flames kept the demons at bay.

    But here’s the thing: they never stayed gone for long. Sobriety didn’t come to me as some grand revelation—no white light, no epiphany. It came because one day, the demons won. They dragged me down into a pit so deep and dark that even Jack Daniels couldn’t light the way out. But even in my discombobulated subconscious, I knew there was another Jack far more important in my near future. And a Samantha, whose birth opened my eyes to real miracles and shone a spotlight on the skull and crossbones of every bottle, glowing like Las Vegas from space.

    Now, 24 years later, I’m sober. Clean. A goddamn Boy Scout. But I’m not stupid—I know the beast is still out there, pacing in the shadows, waiting for me to slip. And I won’t. Not now. Not ever. Even with the loss of my son Jack, the thought of diving back into the bottle just to escape that pain is as repulsive, grotesque, and cowardly as the former lush I used to be.

    If someone put a gun to my head and told me to drink, I’d laugh. I’d tell them to shoot, because a bullet is quick, but one drink? That’s a slow, deliberate execution—a drawn-out death sentence dressed up as a good time.

    Sobriety isn’t a victory parade. It’s a knife fight in a phone booth. But I’ll take that over waking up in an airport bathroom, trying to piece together what’s left of my soul.

    This isn’t an ode to sobriety, where I tear a rotator cuff giving myself a proverbial pat on the back. It’s an extended middle finger to the beast that once ruled my head. And if that’s not worth raising a glass of sparkling water to, I don’t know what is.

  • Tightrope Act 101 

    I’ve spent my life on a tightrope,

    no safety net, no audience,

    just a dizzying abyss waiting below.

    The extremes tug at my ankles like rabid dogs—

    one side screaming “Perfection!”

    while the other whispers,

    “Why bother?”

    It’s not balance I seek, not really.

    Balance is for the zen masters,

    the kale-eating crowd with too much free time.

    No, I’m just trying not to fall,

    to not let gravity win.

    One misstep,

    and I’m back to licking the dirt.

    I sway between hunger and apathy,

    between the bottle and the book,

    between the lover who stays

    and the one who only pretends to.

    The rope wobbles like my convictions,

    weak promises I make

    at 2 a.m. and break by dawn.

    Some mornings, the rope feels too tight,

    cutting into my feet and bleeding regret.

    Other times, it’s slack,

    a lazy threat, daring me to jump.

    But I keep walking,

    not because I’m brave,

    but because standing still

    feels worse than the fall.

    And maybe that’s the trick.

    It’s not about balance;

    it’s about motion,

    the forward stumble,

    the glorious, awkward shuffle

    that keeps me alive. 

    Subconscious Voice: (what a fucking bore)

  • Gratitude

    Gratitude

    Gratitude isn’t a hymn or a handshake. It’s a bruise you press to remember you survived. A quiet mutter to the chaos for sparing you—this time. It’s outliving a child but remembering the magical brilliance he brought you in just 19 years.

    It’s not for the gods, the gurus, or the grifters. They’ve taken enough. Gratitude lives in the cracked things: the last drink in the bottle, the skulled wedge that hits the flag at 100mph and drops in the hole, the night that didn’t kill you.

    Keep it small. Keep it sharp. Fold it in your pocket like a cheap map out of hell. And remember, you’ve been beaten but not defeated.

  • Lights, Lawsuits, and Lunacy

    Lights, Lawsuits, and Lunacy

    There he is, another fat cat in a fine suit,

    a man with too much money

    and not enough sense.

    They always start the same way:

    hungry, scrappy, with a spark in their eyes,

    climbing over corpses just to taste

    the champagne fizz of fame.

    But the climb turns sour—

    it always does.

    The money grows heavier,

    the women get younger,

    and the lies stack taller

    than their penthouses.

    And now he’s cornered.

    Accusations like alley rats

    gnawing at his gold-plated ego,

    lawsuits snapping like

    cheap whiskey shots at last call.

    He denies, of course—

    they always deny.

    Truth is just another currency

    they barter for silence.

    The tabloids call it shocking.

    The fans call it betrayal.

    I call it Tuesday.

    Another kingpin,

    another scandal,

    another reminder

    that the glint of the spotlight

    hides more shadows than light.

    But don’t worry,

    he’ll be back.

    They all come back.

    The world loves a man who sins,

    as long as he sins with style.

    And us?

    We’ll keep buying the albums,

    dancing to the beats,

    clapping for the encore

    while the bodies pile up backstage.

    Because we’re all drunk on something—

    power, fame, or just cheap beer.

    And none of us want to wake up

    to the hangover of reality.

    There’s a mirror there and we certainly don’t like the way it lights our own lunacy.

  • Uncivil Savages

    Uncivil Savages: The Erosion of Civility in a Savage Age

    Civility, that once-vital lubricant of a functioning society, now teeters precariously on its last legs, kicked aside with all the grace of a drunken reveler who never liked the furniture to begin with. It is no longer simply neglected; it’s actively mocked—dismissed as the sanctuary of the timid, the foppish indulgence of those too weak for the robust sport of perpetual outrage. As we gaze into the murky waters of the next four years, the pertinent question isn’t whether civility will vanish entirely. No, it’s whether we’ll even remember what it looked like in the first place.

    The Savage Within

    The modern savage isn’t wielding a club or grunting in a cave; they’re armed with hashtags, shouting into echo chambers, or gleefully dissecting opposing views with the precision of an online executioner. Today’s weapons of choice are not crude but digital, their reach vast and their anonymity reassuring.

    Social media, initially heralded as a tool for connecting the world, now functions as the coliseum of modern life. Algorithms, bless their little mechanical hearts, work tirelessly to ensure your biases are confirmed, your opponents vilified, and your indignation monetized. The result? A cacophony of tribal warfare where shouting replaces dialogue, and the loudest voice wins—not by merit but sheer decibels.

    Progress? If you squint hard enough, maybe. For now, it looks a lot like shouting into a void where no one is listening.

    The Next Four Years

    Spoiler alert: things will probably get worse before they get better. Expect technology to turbocharge the descent, with AI crafting propaganda so perfectly attuned to your anxieties that you’ll almost thank it for ruining your day. Political leaders, meanwhile, will continue to treat governance as performance art, pandering to their bases with the finesse of carnival barkers.

    Economic inequities, that ever-reliable tinderbox, will grow more pronounced, ensuring we all have someone else to blame for our frustrations. Society will fracture further into opposing camps, each more convinced of the other’s villainy.

    But wait—there’s hope! It’s faint, like a candle in a gale, but hope nonetheless. History has an odd way of veering from the inevitable, often just as we’re about to walk off the cliff. Perhaps the collective fatigue of perpetual division will push us toward something better. Or perhaps not.

    The Case for Civility

    Let’s be clear: civility is not a genteel pat on the head or a spineless retreat from confrontation. True civility is a high-wire act, requiring strength, discipline, and the kind of self-control that feels almost quaint in an age of instant gratification.

    Civility is the ability to wield words with care rather than as cudgels, to see disagreement as an opportunity rather than a threat. It’s not for the faint of heart; it takes guts to stay your hand—or your tweet—when outrage is just a click away.

    Leaders have a part to play, but so do we all. Institutions, for all their flaws, can only do so much. The real work of civility begins at the individual level: in how we speak, how we listen, and—dare I say it—how we hold ourselves accountable for the tone we set.

    A Savage Choice

    “Uncivil savages” isn’t just a turn of phrase; it’s an epitaph in waiting. The choice before us is stark: cling to the transient thrill of division, orinvest in the far more arduous—and infinitely more rewarding—pursuit of shared humanity.

    Civility is not a decorative frill on the tapestry of society; it’s the very thread holding it together. Lose it, and we’ll find ourselves unraveling at a pace that even our most cynical forebears would find alarming.

    Here’s the irony: to rise above our basest instincts, to practice civility in the face of chaos, will require a kind of savagery of its own. The savagery of courage, of restraint, of refusing to give in to the cheap allure of anger.

    Let’s hope we’ve got it in us—because if not, the only thing left to fight for will be the ashes of what could have been.

  • Pending Doom of an Election

    A breed of their own, slinking through the cracks of D.C. like junkies hunting for a fix—

    power, money, control.

    Strip away the glossy suits and hollow speeches

    and watch the grand facade of kings and queens vanish.

    Behind the curtains of corruption, you’ll find commoners,

    servants trapped inside the illusion of superiority.

     

    They were meant to be janitors,

    fixing toilets and tax codes,

    no different than the man pushing a lawnmower,

    or slinging garbage into the back of a truck.

    They exist to serve, to clean up the wreckage,

    but somewhere along the way—on garbage day—

    they took a detour, plugged into the system like addicts,

    craving attention and worship like a freshly cooked, hot shot of heroine.  

     They were meant to be disposable,

    like cheap labor, background noise,

    used needles in a hazardous waste can, faceless and forgettable.

    This is my official announcement: the revolution won’t be on YouTube, X, or Instagram.

    260 million will take to the streets for a collective reminder—

    these pawns are nothing but functionaries,

    meat for the grinder.

     

    We will teach them how to earn their keep like the rest of us,

    hired hands who forgot what they signed up for.

    Let’s put brooms in their filthy briefcases and watch them clean the mess they’ve made.

    Pending Doom of an Election

     

     

  • The Green Tablet

    The green tablet.

    All my life I stumbled, staggered like a drunk at closing time, reaching for something, anything. I’d been told to find meaning in the sermons of men, the wisdom of books, the clink of coins in a beggar’s cup

    it was all more of a junkie’s dream. The kind of thing you’d find slipped in between the folds of the Interzone, tucked inside the sweaty palm of some two-bit dealer with half his face gone, nodding off in the alley. I wasn’t looking for it, not really. But it found me. They always find you.

    Years spent in the static haze, the off-channel white noise of existence. I moved through life like a virus spreads—covert, unnoticed, but always present, always creeping. Everything felt slippery, synthetic. The streets, the people. All part of a bad signal, fuzzing in and out of view. I tried to decode it, cracked open veins and heads alike, trying to read the messages in the blood and the circuitry. It all led nowhere. Circling the drain.

    Then the tablet. Green. The color of rot, the color of new life. One third of the tricolor draped along the walls of the long, hollow corridor of time, reverberating with the somber hymns of Irish proverbs, and maybe, just maybe, carrying enough luck to turn pessimism into hope. Sort of like a coin toss, only with a tablet. I didn’t so much find it, it found me, pressed itself into my hand, throbbing like some living thing. Organic. Synthetic. All of the above. I swallowed it without thinking.

    And then the world folded in on itself, a collapsing wave. Time ceased to have meaning, space unraveled into dimensions I didn’t believe  existed—places where gravity was just another bad trip, a suggestion instead of a rule. The walls of the room bent, melted, reformed. Faces flickered, sliding in and out of their skulls. Bureaucrats with insect eyes and needle fingers. All the usual suspects.

    The tablet wasn’t knowledge. It was beyond knowledge. It was access, a key to a hidden layer of reality, a frequency just out of reach unless you knew where to tune the vibrations. And there it was—the whole system laid bare. The machinery behind the facade. The puppet strings of control, the invisible hands pulling us all in circles.

    The thing I’d been looking for in gutters and bars, in the eyes of strangers and the bottom of empty bottles. Turns out, it was the very thing that made me stop searching.

    I don’t remember what was written on it. Maybe there was nothing. Maybe it was just the act of finding it that mattered. That green tablet wasn’t salvation, not in the way they sell it in churches or schools. It was just a reminder that the world, the one I had spent years fighting, didn’t give a damn. It never would. And finally, I no longer needed it. 

    I wasn’t stumbling anymore. My new found saunter suggested confidence, not arrogance—just the ease of a man who knew the system and could slip through its cracks unnoticed, the few eyes that caught me probably green with envy. But I always looked past them, through their lost souls, and left a simple inscription on their softened brains…

    “You want out? There is no out.’”

  • The High Isn’t Coming

    god is the new obedience.

    the rest of us? just junkies chasing the first high. eyes glazed, hands outstretched for the next hit of belonging. the tribe, the party, the movement—they offer you a fix, say you’re one of them now, part of something bigger. they sell you purpose in a pill, a flag to wrap around your shoulders like a noose disguised as a security blanket. but here’s the thing—just like the junk dealer’s push, it’s all laced with something lethal. the high doesn’t last. it never does. you wake up sick, needing more. always needing more. and the cold truth is, the club you think you’re part of? it doesn’t exist—not the way they sold it to you.

    talking heads and politicians, like junk peddlers, know the game. they cut it just right, enough to keep you hooked, just shy of dead—or at least, that was the plan. but the bodies are stacking up. 279 die every day from counterfeit killers. more dead recruits than Vietnam, and these aren’t soldiers, just citizens swallowing the lie. it’s all poison. they toss you a pill, tell you to vote, tell you it matters. but it’s counterfeit, a placebo laced with sweet nothings. you down it, even though it chokes you every time, feel good for a minute, like you’ve made a difference, like you’re part of something righteous. but what’s in that pill? more poison. just another way to keep you tethered to a system that doesn’t give a shit if you live or die. hell, they’d prefer you sick, obedient, just healthy enough to show up and follow orders.

    and they need you to chase it again—the high of belonging, the sweet lie that you’re on the “right side.” but there is no side. it’s grey. the world is grey, the people are grey. the skies are always grey, the streets paved in grey since day one. I’ve walked down that avenue, eyed grey faces lost in the grey mundane of their everyday. everything’s muted, colorless, lifeless—just the way they want it. they need you blind, seeing in black and white, picking one of two flavors, because they need you to believe you have choice. But you’re just another number on that team jersey they sold you at the concession stand. they know you’re never actually going to be a real player on the squad. that’s why the numbers are grey—just bright enough to keep you loyal and coming back for more counterfeit salvation.

    i’m done with their game. i’m done swallowing their pills. i’ll walk through the grey, hands dirty, eyes wide open, because that’s where the truth is. the rest of them? let ‘em keep chasing that first high, keep lining up for another spoonful of sweetened bullshit. i prefer the chaos, the mess. i want the real thing, the uncut stuff—bitter and sweet, raw and true. not the garbage they keep the masses hooked on.

    it’s all an illusion, this belonging. a drug they sell to keep you numb, keep you thinking you’re alive, when really, you’re just another junkie in line, waiting for your next fix. the question is, when do you wake up and realize—the high isn’t coming?

  • Uncivil Savages

    Uncivil Savages

     

    Here we are, a nation of uncivil savages.  

    Bumping into walls, knocking over the furniture, 

    blind to the fact that the room we’re in 

    isn’t even ours. 

     

    Identity? What a joke. 

    It’s a mess of recycled sound bites and half-truths, 

    spun out like the web of a spider high on bad dope. 

    George Orwell’s laughing his ass off in the back, 

    maybe sipping whiskey, shaking his head. 

     

    It’s not the left. It’s not the right. 

    It’s just jabs and crosses, a nice little show. 

    The real damage, the real kill, 

    comes with the headkick you never see, 

    brought to you by your friendly neighborhood 

    Weapons of Mass Distraction.

     Flying elephants, underground donkeys— 

    who gives a damn? 

    We’re all shopping at the same supersized mall 

    jacked up on steroids, neon lights buzzing overhead, 

    propaganda posters hanging like cheap art 

    next to racks of aborted dreams. 

     And what are we doing? 

    800 million eyes, glued to glowing screens, 

    watching, waiting, scrolling past the snakes 

    slithering under the walls. 

     They’re coming for the kids first, 

    turning them into slaves. 

    Then they’ll poison the rest of us, 

    and we’ll call it anxiety, 

    pop a pill and go back to pretending 

    we’re free.

    So tell me—is this what freedom looks like?

  • My 5 and your 5.

    Somewhere uncomfortable

    I’m always five minutes late. Doesn’t matter if it’s therapy, a meeting, or a funeral—hell, I know for a fact i’ll be late to my own, if I even show up at all.

    I’ve been seeing this shrink for a while now. Good guy. Listens well, scribbles occasionally, throws a “hmm” out like he’s adding salt to a shitty dish his wife whipped up. So, one day, after the usual “you’re late again” look, he finally asks me, “James, why are you always five minutes late? No matter what time we set, it’s always the same.”

    I shrug, staring at his overly polished desk, and say, “Well, Doc, best as I can figure, my five minutes and your five minutes just aren’t the same.”

    He raises an eyebrow like I’m onto something. Like I’ve finally cracked the code to the universe of perpetual tardiness. So, I keep going.

    “See, your five minutes, it’s precise. Probably feels like 300 seconds ticking away, one, two, three. But mine? Mine could be five seconds, or five hours. I don’t feel the difference.”

    I could tell he wanted to laugh but was trying hard to remain the professional. He adjusts his glasses, the kind of move therapists do when they’re buying time to decide if they should diagnose you or just let it slide.

    “Maybe it’s because you taught me to live in the moment, Doc. You ever think about that? Maybe I’m just so focused on the now that time… bends. It warps around me like some kind of slow-motion bullet in a movie. Except, instead of dodging it, I’m just late.”